Alias
Janice, Fatterze

Occupation
Good time gal and domestic servant to Big Dave

Likes
Taut buns and hoovering

Hobbies & Interests
Collects Blu Tac and action men

Current bikes
Giant Trance and Trek 4500

You Will Hear Her Say
I don't understand
What does that mean Tommy

You Won't Hear Her Say
Do you have that in pink?
That's a pretty frock
Not bad .... for a girl!

Favourite Trails of the World
Innerleithen, Fort Bill and Kirroughtree

Musical Tastes            
The Via-Gras singing "Help me Make It Through The Night" and Big Dave (often at the same time)

Musical Dislikes           
Lulu

Favourite TV                          
Celebrity Come Dancing

Favourite Films                     
Sound Of Music and Pretty Woman

Favourite Sayings                  
Imagine how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges

Favourite Questions               
Does my bum look big in this?

Would Let Ride Her Bike       
No man

Wouldn’t Let Ride His Bike
Tommy

Best Bikin’ Buddy
Roddy and Tommy (she likes a threesome)

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